Not a teacher having sex with a student in Santa Maria California, it's the principal!

And the female principal having an illegal relationship with the student was having it with a 15 year old female student! Sure, Kenny Mung sees nowadays female teachers have sex with students so often it's surprised if they're NOT having sex with them. Police in Santa Maria say they have Principal Brookann Collier admitting to a relationship with a 14 or 15 year old female at the Tunnell Elementary School even though so far she has said no way! Kenny Mung thinks 14 or 15 might be a bit old for elementary school, well ha ha not in America maybe where many students are held back for being retarded learners.

Kenny Mung says Brookann Collier, you set no good examples, you are an idiot lady!

Manning South Carolina Waffle House waitress shoots customer who complained about bad service

Kenny Mung just shakes his head and wonders what happens if you leave Yakeisha Ward a bad tip. She was arrested and charged with the crimes of assault and battery within intent to kill. A customer complained her order of an 'All-Star' breakfast was wrong. After she complained a couple times about waiting for her food, the patron said Yakeisha Ward told her group of friends to leave the Waffle House. They argued and then Yakeisha Ward went and got a gun from her car and wound up shooting the patron in the arm in parking lot! Amazing and how stupid, just serve the food they want and you won't go to the jail. Shooting someone over waffles, what is wrong with your head?

Kenny Mung says Yakeisha Ward, you are a violent idiot, man!

Brooksville Florida man steals Wal-Mart electric shopping cart for ride home

Jeramiah Reardon of Brooksville Florida obviously hasn't heard the new Honda Insight hybrid is on sale as he stole another kind of electric vehicle for a trip home, a shopping cart from the local Wal-Mart. This dumb man didn't steal from the store or anything like that, no he was simply a lazy American who didn't want to walk home. He took the shopping cart and speeded away with Wal-Mart employees chasing after him. The police pulled him over and gave him a ride to the jail.

Kenny Mung says Jeramiah Reardon, you are a lazy idiot, man!

Man in Dayton Ohio stuffs shoplifted clothes down pants and under his shirt and then applies for the job at the store he was robbing

Kenny Mung talks about stupid people a lot but this one, whoa he's a special kind of stupid. Stanley A. Wright was up to no good at Deveroes store and had hidden $400 of the clothes he intended to sneak out with when before he left he stopped to fill out an application to work at Deveroes. After he filled out the paperwork he left and alarms went off! His application made the job of policeman so easy once they had his address written down. When they went to his hotel they found him ironing a pair of the pants he had stolen!

Kenny Mung says Stanley A. Wright, you are an idiot man. The stupid, it BURNS!

Teacher in Greenville North Carolina helping tutor the boys in the back seat of her car at 4 AM

None of these women were teachers at Kenny Mung's schools he can tell you. Jessica Bailey Wishnask was a teacher at Williston Middle School. The students told the news there she was a most popular instructor because she let them use the cell phones in class and drink drinks. Also she spent some of the quality times with young males and was caught by policeman there at 4 AM in the back seat of her car in what the officer called 'intimate act ' with a 15 year old young student from her school. Jessica Bailey Wishnask was charged with indecent liberties with a child.

Kenny Mung says Jessica Bailey Wishnask, you are idiot predator, man!

Destin Florida drunken driving attorney arrested for drunken driving

So you would think Robert Scott Whitehead would know then penalties for this crime yes? Robert was driving in the car and hit another car and whoa man, he drove away from that crime and hit another driver. He has been charged with leaving the scene of a traffic crash with property damage and personal injury and refusing to take a breath test. This is his second time busted for this so Kenny Mung says Robert Scott Whitehead, you are a drunken idiot man!

Cincinnati Ohio woman write some bad checks at a credit union for police officers!

Not just men are stupid Americans! Deborah Brothers-Schuler wrote $1400 worth of bad money checks at a credit union that serves the police officers there. She wrote them four bad checks on a closed account! She was already a criminal for the following reasons: heroin possession, three counts of theft and two counts of impersonating an officer and passing bad checks (wow she loves that one--KM)! 

Also police say she is a wedding crasher because she crashing a wedding and stealing cash donations meant for the bride and groom. What a guest she is. She is a crime wave!

Kenny Mung says Deborah Brothers-Schuler, you are an idiot many times over, baby!

Salem Massachusetts man tries to rob the same apartment in the same days time

William Gordon Casey broke into an apartment in Salem and was seen by the owner when he got out of the shower. Casey crawled out the window he came in but the owner got his license plate number! Nothing was taken then the owner said but after he left later and came back he saw Casey's car speeding away and then saw four guitars and his 42-inch television were missing.

Casey is not only a bad robber, he can't drive either! He hit another car on his getaway. Police had no trouble tracking Casey being that he is so bad at crime. When they went to his house they saw all the guitars and a big bag of the cocaine on a table in plain sight!

William Gordon Casey, Kenny Mung says you are a SUPER IDIOT man!

American woman burns head with gasoline to kill lice

Boy, sometimes huh? An American Indiana woman burned her head and body badly after soaking her head in gas to get rid of her head lice. Fumes ignited her head from a nearby flame.

Americans will do anything with cheap gasoline. If gas had been 4 dollars a gallon she'd probably have gotten the shampoo to kill lice like you should.

Saginaw Michigan man uses car wash vacuum on himself for sex

Doesn't Saginaw man, Jason Leroy Savage, have a vacuum in his own trailer house he can use on himself rather than use the car wash vacuum? He was arrested when drivers noticed him using the vacuum not on his car but down his pants maybe. 

Kenny Mung says to Jason Leroy Savage, you are an idiot, man!

Stupid Florida men in Tampa throw a beer at unmarked police car

Stupid American men in the Tampa Florida threw an unopened beer at an unmarked police vehicle Charles Patton Thomas III and Andrew Rickert pulled up next to the police SUV and threw the beer and hit the front end causing $1000 in damages. Police arrested these two fools soon afterward. The fool Thomas was also charged with marijuana possession. 

Kenny Mung says to Charles Patton Thomas III and Andrew Rickert, you are idiots, man! America doesn't need more people in the court system. It needs less and plus you have wasted the good beer!